Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive...
Q: What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi?
A: There, Their, They're
Q: What's another name for Santa's elves?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: What is Grammar?
A: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.
Q: How did the geography student drown?
A: His grades were below C-level
Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.
Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9
Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Rubber-band -- because it streches.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
Q: What happened when the teacher tied everyones laces together?
A: They went on a class trip.