Signs you are getting old...
- Your ears are hairier than your head.
- Your little black book contains only names that end in M.D.
- You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.
- Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.
- Your knees buckle, and your belt won't.
- Your back goes out more than you do.
- You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
- Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
- You take a metal detector to the beach
- You wear black socks with sandals.